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November 21, 2009
Citizens arrest
Citizens self arrest form. Because:
If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right and responsibility to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful (and provide a savings of tax dollars) for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest.
Made easy with a handy dandy online form supplied by the University of Oklahoma Police Department.
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That will take care of probable cause and those other annoying constitutional problems but what about false confessions? Oh, I forgot - who cares.
Posted by: JGardner | November 22, 2009 7:47 AM