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November 21, 2009
Citizens arrest
Citizens self arrest form. Because:
If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right and responsibility to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful (and provide a savings of tax dollars) for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest.
Made easy with a handy dandy online form supplied by the University of Oklahoma Police Department.
Comments
That will take care of probable cause and those other annoying constitutional problems but what about false confessions? Oh, I forgot - who cares.
Posted by: JGardner | November 22, 2009 7:47 AM